Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary
Friday, 26 April 2013
Dear Diary - I am depressed. I just heard that my fiancé Kanye West told one of his closest friends that I am starting to look like Mount St. Helen's.
I cannot understand how Westy could refer to the mother-to-be of his child as a volcano.
I have been called lots of names but never a damn, effen volcano.
I know one thing, if he continues to embarrass me like that I may just end up having this baby all by myself and telling the microphone thief to hit the road.
Nobody messes with a Kardashian; especially a pregnant one.