Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 9 May 2013
Dear Diary - I am getting fatter and fatter with each passing hour. If I keep gaining weight at this rate I may end up having to buy a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus tent.
And Kanye does not help with his constantly telling me that I have already passed Kirstie Alley and I am now closing in on Wynonna Judd.
I swear, I feel like moving to Iceland and having my baby over there.
Mom has said if I do that she will fine me $20,000.
I cannot believe how much of a businesswoman mommy has become.
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