Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 September 2013

Dear Diary - I feel so bad for my sister Khloe and all of the mess she is going through with her out-of-control husband Lamar Odom.

I tried to tell her that he had a temper but she would not listen. She used to tell me that Kanye West, my baby daddy had a temper.

Well Kanye may have a temper but at least he has a job. Lamar got released by the Los Angeles Clippers and now he is mad because he has to get unemployment benefits.

And mom is crying like a baby because the FOX Network has cancelled her brand new talk show.

Someone said that FOX may change its mind, but who knows about those GOPers.

The Kardashian Klan will certainly not hold our collective breasts, I mean breaths (GIGGLE-GIGGLE).

Kim Kardashian