Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Friday, 23 August 2013

Dear Diary - I am so damn confused. One moment Kanye says he will marry me and the next moment he says he won't. I swear he changes his mind more times than a rooster changes chicken girlfriends.

But I will be patient just like my mommy told me to be. I just have to realize that he will marry me whenever he gets good and ready.

Sometimes I just want to dump him and find me some nice black brutha who is not famous so that he can concentrate on me and not on his career like Kanye does.

Kim Kardashian

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