Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 13 August 2013
Dear Diary - I have never been as embarrassed as I was when I appeared on The Viagra View and Larry King asked me point blank why my baby daddy Kanye West refuses to marry me.
I sat there like a friggin bump on a log and I had absolutely no idea how to answer that question
After a few moments of dead silence dear old Regis Philbin chimed in and said that it is Kanye's loss.
I got up and gave him a kiss right on the mouth.
Larry smiled and said that he totally agreed with Regis and then he puckered up. I ignored him.
My mom wants me to dump Kanye and find me a new boyfriend who doesn't walk around with a perpetual smirk on his face.
Kim Kardashian
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