Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 16 April 2016

Dear Diary-
I am so f'in pissed at that damned missile! Making me look bad in the eyes of the stinkin' world! On Grandpa's birthday! I'm starting to wish I hadn't had all the smart techies executed the last time one of our rockets blew up!

What can I do without killing all the people who actually know something? Someone must be punished! Wait! I know! I'll have about a hundred prisoners in the Jong-Il Pleasure Labor Camp executed in the public square! With a plane dropping a bomb on them! Oh yea! That'll be so cool!

I guess it's going to be a great day after all!