Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary
Monday, 17 June 2013
Dear Diary - I really get a kick out of making all of these threats to fire off missiles. It is amazing how pissed off people can get.
I know that I have most of the citizens of Japan scared beyond belief that I will launch one of my missiles and it will land on their island.
I like what Dennis Rodman told me the last time he visited me in Pyongyang, North Korea. The ex-NBA star told me not to worry about what other people think and if I want to fire off 1 or 8 missiles then that is my business and no one else's business.
Kim Jong Un
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