Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

Aha! US capitalist scum shown for real scum they are! Death to US imperialists!! Let the people's revolution speak!
(Phone rings)
Ah hello. Yes. Mmm. Yes. Oh, ah, the back door entrance. Yes. Is it the same size as me? Ah good. We'll put it next to the Old Man. You know, Kim Jong Il.
(Hangs up)
Death to America! The evil power will die. North Korea rules!! (I'm so vain its not funny).