Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 20 December 2012

Oh my, this little peanut that is growing inside me does not like going to parties and having strange food stuffed on top of it.

I caused quite a scene at the Palace last night. I threw up all over Willie, he threw up on his brother, who in turn threw up on my sister. As I mopped spew out of my hair, I think I saw Prince Phillip barf all over the Prime Minister of India. Poor man.

I do hope that none of the help blab about it to the tabloids. I'd be completely mortified if the press ever got wind of what happened.

Oh no, It's happening again......must run now.

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