Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Thank god that bloody South Sea tour is over at last I've never sweat so much in my life, tell a lie I remember getting awfully damp down below when I first saw Harry in the nude, god he's well hung!

Mention of the minger reminds me, I've not had a good seeing to for weeks, Will's was unable to perform due to the heat and too much coconut milk, or so he kept telling me.

Still, no worries a quick text to the Ginger and I'm sure he'll soon have his relaxer working it's usual wonders on my aching meat flaps.