Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 July 2013

Dear Diary - I have had it. I told my hubby Princey that he had better talk to his grandmother and tell the old biddy that she had better stop meddling in our personal business.

The old gal is 92-years-old and she is starting to get on my last nerve.

Wills better straighten her old royal caboose out or else I will leave him and move to Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Kate Middleton.