Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 9 February 2013

Dear Diary - My dreaded morning sickness is finally gone. It took a while but I am gald to say that I have finally gotten over it.

When I was hospitalized I must have received over 800 different remedies including the Oreo Cookie Diet, the Grilled Bacon Bagel Diet, and the Thames River Water Diet.

But I am so happy to say that the one remedy suggestion that worked like a charm was the Chicken Crumpets Soup Diet. I tried this one and voilĂ , my morning sickness was gone within a minute and 35 seconds.

William even tried it and he said that it helped cure his hiccoughs that he'd had for 24 hours.

Well the Royal baby is due in July, so I have got to get busy and start buying some baby clothes, baby toys, and baby diapers.

Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge

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