Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Dear Diary -

Victoria's Secret called me and said that they want me to appear in an upcoming edition of their magazine, modeling their brand new Cleopatra Designer Bra.

I could not believe it especially when they told me that the world's most famous photographer of women Picasso Mandolin would be directing the photo shoot.

I told them that I would have to discuss the offer with my husband. William was so thrilled that he jumped up and almost hit his head on the bedroom ceiling fan.

He told me to go for it and said that it will help to take my mind off the stress of those topless photos that were taken of me in France.

We both decided that we are not even going to mention it to his grandmother Queen Elizabeth.

Kate Middleton