Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 June 2013

Dear Diary - I am fit to be tied. I swear that if my hubby Prince William does not tell his grandmother to but out of our business, I will tell the old biddy myself.

It appears that now the Queen of Mean has just told Willie that he cannot film the birth of our baby. Just who the hell does Elizabeth think she is?

I am seriously thinking of consulting a divorce attorney just to touch base and see what my options are. Of course I would not do anything if Will will grow some and tell his grandmother to but out of our friggin business and mind her own friggin business.

Kate Middleton