Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Dear Diary - Well I've gone a whole week without the old biddy (Queen Elizabeth) making any sarcastic comments about my hairdo, my dress, my shoes, my make up, my tits, or my butt.

I hope she has finally realized that she may be the queen of England but she ain't the queen of me.

I keep telling my hubby to tell his grandmother to but out of our lives but he just smiles and says she'll be fine.

All I can say is that Prince William better grow some or he may see me going out the door and out of this marriage. It isn't all that it's cracked up to be anyway.

Kate Middleton