Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Dear Diary,

I was thinking about the trick we played once by placing a dummy by the highway and allow passing cars to see it and think it was somebody out of it.

We had no idea some silly woman would come back by and think it was her brother (Probably was, since she too was a dummy) and sending for an ambulance.

Scared us to death. By the time police came we had hauled it away. Then the ambulance came and then the rescue squad.

I hope nobody ever reads this because they all still think the old gal is bonkers.

-Justin Bieber