Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Dear Diary,

My grandmother was like 80 when I was 10 and just fooling around with my guitar and she would listen and say it sounded loud but good.

Then she started forgetting things and people were always tryig to help her find them.

I know now that it wasn't right but when I turned 11, I told granny that it was my birthday and she gave me $20.

The next day I told her again and she gave me another $20.

I was up to $200 and eyeing a nice guitar when Mom found out and made me give it all back but the one twenty.

I was a rat.

Still am.

-Justin Bieber

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