Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Dear Diary,

It's funny because it's true. Men do not like to take directions. As young as I am, I feel like I know which is the right direction to go.

Then I get lost. I did that twice on that Brazil tour.

Women even get magazines that tell them and show them how to do things and even how you should feel.

All we guys do is flip through and look for the centerfold.

I wonder if anyone will ever read this besides me.

I hope not. But for now, it helps.

-Justin Bieber

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