Jesus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 27 March 2010

Dear Diary, (DAD) Gosh, Easter's on its way and I am getting a bit anxious if the truth be told.

There are fewer and fewer people believing in us these days, and more and more chocolate eggs and bunnies being sold. Commercialism at its worst.

What do you think I can do to make difference. Should I visit my 'flock' on earth again?

I'm a bit leary of doing that though Dad, because everytime I have tried to present myself to them in the past, I have been carted of to a mental instution, stripped of my clothing, hosed down with insecticides and shaved.

Dad this is so humiliating, I really don't feel like doing this anymore. Do I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave too?

Why can't I just be normal and REST IN PEACE with the rest of the dead.

WHY ME DAD? I thought you professed to love me so much in the early days.

Well, I'm getting fed up with it all. I am thinking of becoming a Jehova's Witness.

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