Jesus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Last night, Barack Obama went on television and delivered his State of the Union Address. That boy has got himself a lot of repenting to do, because lying like that is still a sin.

Should I punish him now or wait until the afterlife?

...and that Nancy Pelosi....clapping like an idiot every time he belched, farted, or said anything. I thought that I gave that woman some brains, but I guess not.

I'm sick of Washington D.C. and all of the lies. Maybe I should direct my next hurricane to hit there (even if it is inland somewhat).


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