Jesus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 13 March 2010

"Hi Dad, I know you always see everything so I know you are reading this my 'all knowing, all snooping' one.. I'm bloody fed up with all these mortals. What the hell do they expect from me?

This year I performed one of my BIGGEST miracles ever - I turned an unknown 'wee wifie' from Blackburn into the BIGGEST thing to hit the music business in a hell of a long time and I'm getting NO bloody credit, well, YOU are getting SOME credit from some crazy red-scarf toting American crazies.

Also, these mere mortals, those who are SUPPOSED to believe in us, they keep waiting for the SECOND COMING - Well how do you explain this - I've been back dozens of times and EVERY time I tell someone who I am, they stick me in a loonie bin.

I tell you Dad, I am ready to throw in the towel."

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