Jesus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Just when people thought I wouldn't turn up - I'm here. I better not tell anyone though. I might be crucified. You have to have a new act for a return performance.
The trouble is I've fallen in love with an atheist and she is better than I am. She is more likely to convert me, than me her.
I need some time on my own to work this thing out.