Jesus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Father, thank you for knocking England out of the World Cup. I know now that Rooney is the antichrist and I should have listened to you.

I know thou shalt not kill and all that but could we not just give him some kind of horrible wasting disease?

Anyway, as promised, I have tried very hard today to stop biting my nails.

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