Jesus - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
Dear Diary, I'm pissed off. Lady Godiva, that brilliant writer over at The Spoof, has gone and applied for my dad's job. True he IS taking a year off but he said he was going to put ME in charge.
Now I fear his head may be turned by this true beauty - if her profile picture is anything to go by.
She really is not going to be able to run the world. She can't even run a booze up in a brewery from what I've heard.
Well, I'll just have to wait and see what dad decides.
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