Jesus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Dear Diary, I'm pissed off. Lady Godiva, that brilliant writer over at The Spoof, has gone and applied for my dad's job. True he IS taking a year off but he said he was going to put ME in charge.

Now I fear his head may be turned by this true beauty - if her profile picture is anything to go by.

She really is not going to be able to run the world. She can't even run a booze up in a brewery from what I've heard.

Well, I'll just have to wait and see what dad decides.