Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary

Friday, 29 June 2007

Dear Diary,

Went to buy new gloves today, and had the usual problem. Ended up buying one adult pair, and one childs pair due to the old withered hand.

Bumped into the Golightly's today. Hadn't seen them since 1986. They were bumping into tall tables with expensive vases on top as usual. Hilarious.

Oh well. Best go and paint someones car green and wait for the crazy reaction.