Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 29 January 2004
It makes me angry watching those celebrity misfits in the Austrailian Bush.
Why wasn't I invited ?
I could drool over Jordan better thar than Peter !
I'm a real star, not a blinking puppet.
When I was on tele I made common Herberts look real stupid.
Why didn't they pick me ?
I love myself so much that I could cry .
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