Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 January 2004

It makes me angry watching those celebrity misfits in the Austrailian Bush.

Why wasn't I invited ?

I could drool over Jordan better thar than Peter !

I'm a real star, not a blinking puppet.

When I was on tele I made common Herberts look real stupid.

Why didn't they pick me ?

I love myself so much that I could cry .

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