Jedward - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 October 2022

Edward: John, I feel we have been a bit quiet on Twitter lately.

John: Edward, you must remember what happened the last time.

Edward: All of those people took offence at what we said.

John: Yes

Edward: It never bothered you that people took offence when we sang.

John: That is different.

Edward: Why?

John: Because people paid to hear us sing.

Edward: Did they?

John: Yes.

Edward: I thought that they paid us to stop.