Jedward - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 January 2023

John: Hey Edward, I see those two brothers are fighting again.
Edward: The Gallaghers
John: No, they are always fighting
Edward: It is not us, is it?
John: No, it is nor us. Guess again?
Edward: Is it the Chuckle Brothers?
John: No, and one of them is dead.
Edward: The Bee Gees?
John: No, and only one of them isn't dead.
Edward: I give up. Who is it?
John: William and Harry
Edward: From down the street?
John: No, Prince William and Prince Harry.
Edward: Oh, it has been so long since I heard about them, I almost forgot
that they are related.
John: No, they are related.
Edward: So, what have they been arguing about now?
John: All sorts, and nothing in particular, if we are being honest with each
other.
Edward: Shall I get the guns from Ghostbusters, see if we can help.
John: No, you remember what happened the last time we tried that?
Edward: Oh yes, we crossed the streams, and Billericay wasn't the same
again.
John: We don't want another Billericay incident, do we?
Edward: God, no.
John: Anyway, as these brothers are having a bit of an argument to get
themselves back in the public eye, shall we?
Edward: God, no, that would be ridiculous. Aye, do you not think that would
be ridiculous? Ridiculous, so it is.