Jedward - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 February 2023

John:I see that Boris Johnson is planning a comeback.

Edward: The former Prime Minster?

John: Yes, and Liz Truss.

Edward: The other former Prime Minister?

John: Yes her. Anyway, I was thinking, I think that we need a comeback.

Edward: Us?

John: Yes, the popular beat combo Jedward.

Edward: Oh, them. Were they ever really popular?

John: No, not really.

Edward: Well, why might they need a comeback then?