Jedward - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 November 2022

Hey John, we haven't said much lately on Twitter, have we?

No, Edward, we haven't, but look what happened the last time we did.

What happened, John?

I don't remember Edward.

John, it can't have been that bad then, can it?

No, it can't.

Quick put something up.

Like what?

Something about supporting Matt Hancock or Putin.

Ok. I have done that. So what happens now?

We wait for Twitter to have their say.