Jedward - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 April 2020

Edward, Edward, Edward, wake up.
What is it, John?
I don't know how much longer I can put up with this for.
What, do you the Social Isolation?
No, I mean being one half of a group that became a national laughing stock.
Oh, John, you can't mean that! We have that documentary to make next year, like the Bros one.
When the Screaming stops?
Yes, that one.
Was there ever any screaming for us?
Of course, there wasn't, John.