Jedward - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 31 December 2020

Well, John, I think that 2020 was a good year, don't you?

Well, Edward, if you look at the global pandemic, economic recessions, global unrest, world leaders we cannot trust, pubs and restaurants are all shutting down, and no live music or theatre, then I think you have to say that 2020 has very little to recommend it.

No, John, the fact that we had no gigs to play in 2020 was good news for everyone though, wasn't it?