Jedward - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 September 2022

Oh well Edward, looks like we are famous again.
Yes, John, it does. Who knew that voicing our opinions would cause that many problems?
Yes, Edward, it is almost like we can't read the national mood, isn't it?
John, those times when we mattered? What happened?
Edward, we never mattered.
John, but we mimed Ghostbusters on TV at that time.
No, Edward, we didn't.