Jedward - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 February 2021

Edward:

Hey John, I see that Anthea Turner is trending on Twitter again.

John:

Anthea Turner?

Edward:

She used to be on television.

John:

A bit like that Laurence Fox bloke?

Edward:

Yes, only more irritating.

John:

Shall we save the Internet by disagreeing with her?

Edward:

May as well, there is very little else to do, isn't there?