Jedward - My Fake Diary

Friday, 19 February 2021

John:
How many Valentine's cards did you get this year?

Edward:

15 way. With Covid19, I have not been out of the house so much.

John:

Edward, no one has.

Edward:

Of course, so how many did you get?

John:

16

Edward:

That's not fair.

John:

Did Mum send you one?

Edward:

Of course not!

John:

She sent me one. I am her favourite.