Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 April 2009

That Daniel Hannan is a pain in the neck. The nerve dared to speak against me in the European Parliament.

He doesn't understand that we need to spend ourselves out of a crisis caused by too much spending and borrowing. What a moron!

Need to contact the MI5 to set him up in a scandal. Maybe something that involves Britney Spears or Paris Hilton?