Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 February 2009

Jezza Clarkson is up to his old tricks again - what an arse! The things that man says!

I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. He made me cry.

Anyway Sarah is going to ring him up and have a right so at him. So there.

I hope the BBC sack him. He's crap anyway, driving these fancy matters and calling people cocks. Have you read his Sunday Times coloumn. Useless!

Darling is still in position. I just can seem to shake him off.

Still watching countdown re runs. Carol has always looked stuning.

I hope she comes back soon. Cameron won't look after her like I would.

Oh Carol. Love U.

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