Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

I feel like some chicken tonight, some chicken tonight.
Must phone someone to send me chicken, dripped in greasy fat with fries.

And a large COKE and 3 ice cubes.

I don't know why I like chicken, but its better than turkey thats for sure.

Must avoid looking at my secretary's legs...

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