Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 17 May 2009

I must do something regarding the expenses row. With David Cameron sounding affirmative and convincing (traits I really want to have) on the Election Broadcast, I thought that it is time to do something that Gordon Brown does best: be funny.

On my Youtube, I could get 'expenses' and 'Frank Spencer' mixed up, and then all the public will laugh and vote Labour in the upcoming elections. Thus, I might not actually get beat by UKIP. Imagine if that happened. . .

But papers like the Telegraph and The Times have found out about my plan. They say I am a bumbling fool like Frank Spencer, and I should either resign or hold a General Election.

I don't know how my plan was leaked. I bet it was Hazel Blears showing off documents again. . .


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