Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 30 April 2009
Today I will save the world err actually maybe not instead I think that I should retire and let some six year old take over my job.
Yes I think I will ask David Cameron whether I can use his six year old son. Except he is dead and that would involve digging up his grave.
Oh why is my life so rubbish?
I only have one eye I inadvertently not saved the world and failed miserably at every thing else in my life.
I am the Jade Goody of the living world. I can't keep my stupid mouth shut.
The worlds going to end and its all my fault.
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