Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Monday, 1 September 2008

Dear Diary,

Sorry I haven't written much, but we are in dire... I said DIRE trouble - at this rate I'm going to have to make all politicians redundant.

I am letting Darling next door, tell them as it is. Of course, I, like a good politician, shall deny it. Why should I take all the flack?

Just because I'm PM I expect - I've done NOTHING!

Must go, Sarah' made a nice cup of Earl Grey.