Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Quit nagging about the prices people!

God, it seems these days that all people want to do is write to me and complain about the prices going up. What can I do about it?

I had a letter today from a woman called Ms. Greggory, and she was rambling on about the cost petrol to the cost of bread! So what if they're going up? I don't have to pay for my petrol, and I get my food cheap, so why would I care?

Honestly, it seems these people think I need to actually run the country as I'm Prime Minister. Um....that would be a no way. I don't want all that work to do! I'd prefer to play golf on my own, not worrying about the running of Britain.

Got to go-have a tennis match with the wall.