George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 31 October 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Arny Swartzenjigger and wife visited the White House yesterday and boy, he's a big guy. Got a muscle big as Cheney's head. I noticed that during the noogies. If he looks frightening up on the screen, you should see him up close. Bet Maria never claims she has a headache, like I do. And Arny Swish...Shitzn...Arny has those big teeth. Bet he could pull Air Force One with those chompers. And talk about farts, he ripped one off that sounded like Looie Armstrong! Joe Lieberman heard it and thought a shofar was calling together the tribes.

W.