George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 October 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. In one way I'll be glad to leave this place. All you get is criticism. We HAD to bug the telephones so the CIA could tell what's going on. Laura and I are set for life. I got copies of some super celeb calls and I expect to sell them to a newspaper like the National Requirer or I could just send over an overgrown bodyguard to their big houses with the tapes. hee hee!

Billy Clinton himself supporting MY retirement!

W.