George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 30 October 2008
Dear Diary,
W. Here.
I guess this globular warming thing is true after all and I've got to make some kind of show before leaving office. I mean, both Mama and Hillary are starting to thaw out.
Last week Mama actually pinched my cheeks and patted me on the head. Then this morning, I noticed Senator Clinton was actually smiling and waving "bye-bye".
Guess she'll miss the old Prez after all. But what to do about globular warming?
I wonder if nuckling Iran would stir up enough dust to fade the sun for a few years?
W.
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