George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 October 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I don't know who these people think they are. I got invitations to meet the leaders of Azerbajan, Kazakstan, Turkmenistan...and probably one from Turdistan for all I know. I checked the calender and it's not April 1st, but October 23rd. They must think I'm stupid to fall for this stuff. Well, I won't be there this time, jokers. Falling for that Mount Everest Summit last year still gives me the shakes. You'll never catch me again on one of your pranks, whoever you are.

W.


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