George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 October 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Just a couple more months and it'll all be over but the shouting- probably another poor bystander shot in the face. I think I'll get on that eBay and call myself "W" or something slick like that. There's so much junk around that people would want and pay good money for. Oh I won't steal anything worthwhile like those Clinton robbers. But all these uncounted 2000 Al Gore ballots should bring a pretty penny. All part of history. Must be a 100,000 under the floor in Cheney's office alone. Bet Jeb's got more than that.

W.