George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 October 2008

My dear American diary !

Gee - Isn't Walmart just the best?

Dropped into the Washington store yesterday to buy Obama a house-warming present, for when he moves into the White House.

Had to watch the budget, but found a fine gift called a Magic Bullet.

It was a snip at 10 bucks.

Couldn't quite work out how it fired the bullet, but the size of it would scare the crap out an elephant!

That's it for the moment my fellow Americans! too busy for more scribbling - got wars to fight, depressions to head off, and the Simpsons has just started.

God bless America !