George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 October 2008

W. Here.

I don't know why people want to criticize me for not staying overnight with our boys in Iraq. I never spent overnight with our boys when in the National Guard and nobody seemed to get upset. I'd never spent overnight with anyone unless Mama approved. Of course, on our honeymoon, Laura stood her ground and Mama had to give way. She also gave way for her foot up my rear end, but on our honeymoon we went.

Another stupid leader dropping by this weekend. Massaud Barzani! Now I ask you, where do these guys get these names? Too much of that Star Trek watching if you ask me!


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