George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. Wish I hadn't already taken that last tour as President. Wonder if I could squeeze in one more? No, McCain and the others would howl their heads off. Besides, there's all that brush to clear on the ranch. I would love to take another world tour but it would have to be as a private citizen. Probably never see Pootin. Or that nice pope fella, Pope Benedick XVI. He's a nice guy, a whole lot like his dad, Pope Benedick XV.


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